So you’ve made a mistake and it’s public - Comments
Transparency Report - Comments
Durable Objects in Production - Comments
DoorDash S-1 - Comments
The “Dying Seas” of the Anthropocene - Comments
Xi Jinping personally halted Ant’s IPO after Jack Ma snubbed government leaders - Comments
Less screen time and more sleep critical for preventing depression - Comments
SLS vs. Starship - Comments
Dover (YC S19) is hiring engineers to build a truly modern recruiting agency - Comments
Old Dogs, New Research and the Secrets of Aging - Comments
Georgia Republicans Turn Trump’s Baseless Claims of Voter Fraud Into an Electoral Strategy - In a pair of Senate runoffs, the incumbents, Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue, are clinging tightly to the lame-duck President, hoping his voters will turn out for them in January.
The Seven Pillars of Biden’s Foreign Policy - The world wants a mensch to make America great again.
The Work of Saving Democracy Must Go On After Trump - The emergency that roused so many ordinary Americans from their complacency has now ended, but the great uncertainty is what happens next to a country that seems irretrievably divided.
The Kremlin Prepares for a Biden Presidency - Even in Moscow, there is accumulated disappointment and fatigue with Trump and all that his Presidency failed to deliver.
What My Ninety-Two-Year-Old Mother and Her Cohort Have Taught Us This Election - Her generation had a more visceral understanding of what was at stake than many of us did. They had seen men like Trump before.
Rohan Bopanna satisfied with his season - He is happy to have handled all the uncertainties with aplomb
Mthethwa threatens to de-recognise CSA - If members of council don’t recognise interim board immediately
West Indies squad clears final COVID test - Off to Queenstown for warm-up match
Hunker down — Low to team - Says it has to turn the page on its mediocre campaign so far
Still all to play for in the Nations League affected by the pandemic - Portugal-France the key match; Belgium in pole position; Poland, Italy, the Netherlands fighting it out
Nagorno-Karabakh: The families burning down their own homes - Fleeing ethnic Armenians are destroying their own homes so no Azerbaijanis can move in.
Dutch police give ‘stop paedophile hunts’ warning after Arnhem death - A police chief warns against vigilantism after a retired teacher is beaten to death by teenagers.
Paris attacks: France remembers night of terror amid jihadist threat - On high alert, France is mourning the 130 people murdered in co-ordinated attacks five years ago.
Six-year-olds sketch rogue driver for German police - Children saw a driver smash through a barrier - and drew it for police in west Germany.
New Sentinel satellites to check the pulse of Earth - More satellites are ordered for the EU project that monitors the state of the planet.
Broadband power users explode, making data caps more profitable for ISPs - Usage increase “confirms the value” of data caps for ISP revenue, vendor says. - link
Elon Musk says he has tested positive for COVID-19 - Musk took a rapid antigen test that has a substantial false negative rate. - link
Amazon begins shifting Alexa’s cloud AI to its own silicon - The amazon-designed Inferentia chips reduced cost and latency in text-to-speech. - link
Creeptastic Truth Seekers takes its horror seriously—but not too seriously - Showrunners Nick Saunders, James Serafinowicz on the key to balancing horror and comedy. - link
Expansive White House COVID outbreak sidelines 10% of Secret Service - Spread linked to Trump’s campaign rallies and the White House itself. - link
The farmer -
A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.
“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”
His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.
“You idiot that’s a chicken”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”
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What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the white house? -
Pardon me, please.
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I got mugged by 6 dwarves today -
Not Happy.
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A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend -
At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.
“Dad!” she exclaimed in a panic “…I’m sorry”
The dad being a dad replies “hi sorry, I’m Dad!”
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks “Are you fucking sorry?”
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I want to speak to President Trump -
One sunny day in late January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay”, and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine repeated, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you’ve been here asking to speak to Trump. I’ve told you each time that he’s no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you get it?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”
The Marine snapped to attention and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
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